Forks, Spoons, and Glasses?
Last Wednesday I got Jack up early to go to the Humane Society for a meeting. I rushed around the house getting everything together and realized I'd lost track of my glasses (which I have to wear to drive legally). Although I didn't have much time to devote to searching, I spent a good ten minutes turning the house upside down and questioning Jack. No response from him but I knew he had probably found and hidden them somewhere the day before (which is the norm for missing items in this house). I figured they'd turn up sooner or later so I rushed out the door and didn't give it another thought until that night when I was in the kitchen unloading the dishwasher. I pulled out a handful of forks and there they were in the silverware slot... one very clean pair of glasses.