Kindly Step Away From The Baby!

These are the ones I get most often and my typical response:
"Oh, his feet are cold! He needs some socks!"
Response: "If you think his feet are cold you should feel mine!"
"Don't let that baby suck his thumb. My son sucked his thumb until he was sixteen!"
Response: "Well, I hope you bought him a car when he stopped."
Last week I had to run in Walmart for some milk and bread and rather than put Jonathan in the babyhawk I elected to carry him in his carseat. I was examining the bread and turned back around to find a lady leaning over the carseat cooing at Jonathan.
Jackson, who is usually so friendly and talkative to strangers, saw her encroaching and got a huge scowl on his face.
"No!" he told her. "My Baby! My Baby!"
I thought it was funny and she laughed to, but she didn't try to touch Jonathan again.
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