The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

...Twelve yards of tape

... Eleven paint swatches

... Ten ugly nail holes

... Nine o'clock start time

... Eight touch-up jobs

... Seven bathroom breaks

... Six back strains

...Five ceiling smudges

... Four sore arms

... Three pans of paint

... Two kids asleeping

... And a living room, blue as can be!