Missing Poster copy

After having disappeared for two weeks, during which time we became painfully familiar with every show on the Nickelodeon channel, the remote was discovered behind the computer desk in the study. I’m so glad to have access to other channels, and now that the world has opened up for me again it obvious I’m the last person in the country to hear about the swine flu. On the bright side, there might be a market on ebay for my enormous stock of Purell now that CVS and Walgreens are completely sold out.