Dear Washer and Dryer,
You know I love you above all my appliances so therefore I’m writing to let you know Caleb left for AT (annual training) today and will be gone for two weeks. Remember last time he went away with the unit?
Ahem. That was for two days. This time will be two weeks. Oh, and did I mention they will be out in a field… with no running water… and limited electricity?