according to Jack

Jack: “A banana is, like, a fruit.”

Me: “A banana is a fruit.”

Jack: “And it’s, like, yellow.”

Me: “O-kay.”

Jack: “Bananas are, like, tasty.”

Me: what in the world is the matter with this kid?!

Jack: “I, like, like bananas.”

Me: “No more TV for you, like, ever!”