according to Jack

Jack: “Where is Daddy’s car?”

Me: “At the Armory.”

Jack: “Oh. Daddy is at the Armory?”

Me: “No, Daddy is in Texas.”

Jack: “With his friends?”

Me: “Yes, with all his Army friends.”

Jack: “Oh. Daddy went with his car?”

Me: “No, he left his car at the Armory and rode a bus to the airport. Then he took a plane to Texas… Did you get all that?”

Jack: “Yes.”

Ten minutes later in Target

Jack: (to a lady standing behind us in line) “My Daddy is riding a bus with his friends and doing taxes.”