according to Jack

Jack: “Mommy, you shouldn’t drink that soda.”

Me: “Why not?”

Jack: “It has lots of sugar in it. Sugar is bad for you to drink.”

Me: “Actually, this one doesn’t have any sugar at all.”

Jack: “But, yes it does. Soda has lots of sugar in it.”

Me: “No. See that word right there? It says “diet”. That means there’s no sugar in it.”

Jack: “No sugar at all?”

Me: “That’s right.”

Jack: “Well… can I have a little sip?”