Caleb: So, what do you want to do about wrapping presents this year?
Me: How do you mean?
Caleb: The colors on the tree are kinda subtle… seems a shame to throw a bunch of bright red boxes underneath.
Me: So… are you saying you want to color coordinate the gifts with the tree?
Caleb: Basically yes.
Caleb: But don’t tell anyone it was my idea.
Me: Oh, this is SO going on the internet.