Caleb: So, what do you want to do about wrapping presents this year?

Me: How do you mean?

Caleb: The colors on the tree are kinda subtle… seems a shame to throw a bunch of bright red boxes underneath.

Me: So… are you saying you want to color coordinate the gifts with the tree?

Caleb: Basically yes.

Me: …

Caleb: But don’t tell anyone it was my idea.

Me: Oh, this is SO going on the internet.