I was reading a story about a family who recently adopted a baby, which prompted the following conversation.
me: Have you ever thought about adopting?
Caleb: Sure. If it had the right temperament.
Caleb: And maybe if it was old enough to not pee on the floor all the time.
Caleb: If the parents were pure bred, that’d be nice.
me: I’m talking about a baby.
Caleb: Oh. I thought you meant a dog from the humane society!