according to Jack

while describing something that apparently looked like vomit…

Jack: “Ew! It looked like—

Me: “Like what?”

Jack: *gasp* “I almost said the f-word!”

Me: ?!

Caleb: “The f-word? You know the f-word?”

Jack: “Yes… can I say it?”

Me: “um, okay.”

Jack: “frow-up”