overheard

Jack: I want to teach you something.

Jon: No

Jack: Come here and look at this.

Jon: No

Jack: This is called addition. This says ‘5+2=7’. Try it.

Jon: No

Jack: Okay. How about 5+2= what?

Jon: No

Jack: Don’t you want to be a mathematician?

Jon: No

Jack: Here’s an easy one. 1+0 = ?

Jon: I. DON’T. WANT. TO. LEARN!!

You guys, I’m in so much trouble.