rich man

This guy has lost so many teeth in the past few weeks that we might have to invest in dentures. The downside is that he’s had to relearn how to pronounce the “s” and “th” sounds. Upside is that teeth are going for $3.00 a piece these days so you know who to ask if you need cash.

Three days after he widened the gap on the top I served corn on the cob for dinner and didn’t even think about the complications until I saw him finally give up trying to maul his cob and say “I don’t really know how I’m supposed to eat this.” REALLY? Could I have been any more insensitive? Mom of the year award, right here.