according to Jack


When your kid starts to write sentences, you suddenly discover the words they’ve been mispronouncing all these years.

Me: “I need my phone. Are you done with it?”

Jack: “I’m sending a text but it says that ‘thingers’ is misspelled.”

Me: “That’s because ‘thingers’ isn’t a word.”

Jack: … “But it is! Pinky thinger, pointer thinger, thumb…”

Me: … “Finger, Jack. With a F.

Jack: “Oh.”