overheard

Jack: “Let’s play I’m-thinking-of-something.”

Jon: “Okay!”

Jack: “I’m thinking of something.”

Jon: “Is it a dog?”

Jack: “No.”

Jon: “Is it a banana?”

Jack: “No. You’re supposed to ask questions about it?”

Jon: “Is it inside the house?”

Jack: “Yes”

Jon: “Is it in the world?”

Jack: “Yes!”

Jon: “Is it in the road?”

Jack: “No!”

Jon: *gasp* “Is it a tree?!”

Jack: “I don’t think you understand this game.”